Useful Physics Conversions......

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter.	Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup.	Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash.	1 microscope
Time between slipping on a banana peel and smacking the pavement.	1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God.	1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour	Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling	1 lite year
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone	1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine	1 semicolon
1000 aches	1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis	1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes	A straight line
454 graham crackers	1 pound cake
1 million-million microphones	1 megaphone
1 million bicycles	2 megacycles
365.25 days	1 unicycle
2000 mockingbirds	2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards	1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs	1 Fig Newton
1000 grams of wet socks	1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish	1 microfiche
1 trillion pins	1 terrapin
10 rations	1 decoration
100 rations	1 C-ration
2 monograms	1 diagram
8 nickels	2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital	1 I.V. League