OTM Website Credits
Producer: Jay Rumsey
Assistant Producer: Chris Woodruff
Director: Jay Rumsey
Assistant Director: Chris Woodruff
Camera: Chris Woodruff
Film Editor: Jay Rumsey
Writers: Jay Rumsey and Chris Woodruff
From a story by the Profession of Optometry
Set Design: Chris Woodruff
Carpenters / Construction: Jay Rumsey and Chris Woodruff
Gaffer: Jay Rumsey
Stunt Director: Chris Woodruff
Music Director: Jay Rumsey
Foley Artist: Pam Oliver
Special Effects: Jay Rumsey and Chris Woodruff
Casting: Heidi Wagner and Karla Rumsey
Sound Effects: Pam Oliver
Lighting Director: Jay Rumsey
Grip: Chris Woodruff
Best Boy: Jay Rumsey
Make-up: Karla Rumsey and Heidi Wagner
Catering: Heidi Wagner and Karla Rumsey
Costume Design: Karla Rumsey and Heidi Wagner
| Y. B. Average | I. Balls | Alla Bastar | Sandy Beaches |
| Will C. Better | Faron Brimstone | Phil Lee Buster | I. P. Daily |
| Eva Destruction | Juan Derback | Karen Doctor | Ida Doneit |
| Pearl Errings | Ortho Foreia | Kase History | Elsie S. Krack |
| Manuel Labors | Seymore Letters | Max E. Mum | Minnie Mum |
| Abby Normal | Bea Normal | Ima Paine | Ura Payne |
| Goen C.Razy | A. Sindrome | Rhett Tina | Jeffrey Tubes |
| Helen Waite | Jon Wane | Thatta Waytoogo | Ophelia Wurstbottom |
Dewey, Cheatem & Howl
Thanks for the memory - Nova Southeastern University